If I get lost don't come looking for me.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crankyteapot
princecroutons

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

princecroutons

my name is croutons and this is my story

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derinthescarletpescatarian
derinthescarletpescatarian

One advantage of the pouring rain is that Ceiling Guy, who's had me in his job queue for several months, called me this morning to come and do some work for me. Because I need inside work done and his other clients ahead of me in the queue all want stuff done outside. In the pouring rain.

derinthescarletpescatarian

One disadvantage of the pouring rain is that my house is flooded again. But at least now I know the limits of my anti-flooding measures.

darkenedyeastextract

> ceiling guy comes inside bc it’s a job out of the rain

> shows up inside

> rain’s there too